PEE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Dear Citizens,
Many of you have been wondering what info we’ve gathered since we’ve received the unsettling news of Gyula having a son via an unidentified anonymous source.
We knew Gyula was alive, but on the run. We strengthened our border security upon our first report after dismantling most of the Schwago-Hungarian party in 2022. However, recent intelligence points us toward the fact that Gyula has been radicalizing his son and the families of the deceased Schwago-Hungarian party members, which we executed.
Considering that this is a looming threat for our democracy, I asked for any and all tips in exchange for immunity from prosecution.
This way, we have secured a source with whom we have signed a confidentiality and immunity agreement. You can look at the redacted version of that agreement here.
Through this agreement, we have come into possession of a treasure trove of data about the operations of the Schwago-Hungarian party. We can’t disclose any of it since we would be breaching our end of the confidentiality agreement, but at this point we can confirm:
- Referendums organized on 16. 5. 2022. And 18. 5. 2022. were rigged by Gyula, who paid an insider
- The admission certificate for the Schwago-Hungarian party, in the name of Leon Matannovič (Lee Yone), was planted in his bag
- Gyula had inside help trying to fabricate a fake ID with intent to fraudulently enter ŠFC. Thankfully, border patrol officer Yone saw through his ruse and denied him entry.
At this point, we can only confirm that Gyula is still in Hungary. Unfortunately, that is where our intel ends since the International Court of Human Rights found out about our black ops and forced us to shut down. They are supposedly “deeply troubling” and “highly unethical”.
However, searching through the internet, we have found this website: gyula.site, leading us to believe they’re planning something big.
Stay on the lookout, be vigilant and be aware that someone (other than us) might be watching you at all times.